Teaching elderly relatives to suck things

It turns out that it’s mandatory for every person in our department at work to go on a “manual handling course” which, apart from sounding like masturbation lessons, is a two hour course that will teach us poor dumb old folk how to lift and carry stuff.

I’m in my thirties and, for a large portion of my time alive, I’ve been lifting things up and setting them down in a different location with no ill effects. However, a proven track record in the lifting and carrying sector and being a human being with a brain are not sufficient for the cotton wool brigade and apparently a two hour course is all that can prevent me and my colleagues from experiencing at any moment a catastrophic spinal clusterfuck.

What is wrong with you people?

One Response to “Teaching elderly relatives to suck things”

  1. Manual Handling Says:

    A Good Course for Manual Handling

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