Message to people with loud car stereos

You are ignorant cunts who deserve to be killed with bricks.

Paris Hilton spotted in downtown coffee shop

Great sayings of our time

People who say “Never say never” have just said never. Twice. Morons.

Bush explains his views on equality

“…You, for example — you’re different to me, and therefore not as good.”

Bush shows his love for democracy

“…And later on today I will be erecting this statue of Dick Cheney in Hillary Clinton’s ass.”

The films they never made, pt.III

Lethal Topping (aka Pizza The Action, aka The Spicy Pizza Topping Rap Clown Drug Conspiracy) (1997)

Ricky Dicky Dingles and rapper P45 star in this culture-clash fish-out-of-water comedy action-thriller as a clown and a pizza delivery rapper forced to team up in order to stop a circus-based international drugs ring from illegally importing a billion dollars’ worth of cocaine into the country inside hip-hop salamis.
Ray Jay Haymaker/Mr Happy…………Ricky Dicky Dingles
Acceptable G…………………….Ronald “P45″ Snookums
Gonzales “The Stabber” Gonzales……Charles Dance
Mindy Gonzales…………………..Molly Jizm
Mandy Gonzales…………………..Milly Jizm
Gripper…………………………Tom Groin
Ripper………………………….Dick Strangler
Detective Frank Spasm…………….Ty Hambone
Director: Boston Sponge