Dr Rowan Williams, the mad-faced Archbishop of Canterbury, is great. Not only have his recent blatherings prompted the fnarrtastic BBC News headline God ‘will not give happy ending’, but his remarks could easily be interpreted by the sane as an admission that, if you’re religious, you might as well stop wasting your time because it’s all an elaborate fairytale and God will not intervene to stop humanity from destroying itself. Nor will He wank off the faithful for money, because he runs a legit massage business and He’ll have none of that funny stuff.
God: “Peace out, chimps”
March 26th, 2009
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Posted by anonymous
Government Advisory
March 14th, 2009The following have been declared enemies of funny by the Ministry of I’m Right and You’re Wrong:
• Ricky Gervais
• Jonathan Ross
• Those two off Gavin and Stacey
• Russell Brand
• David Walliams
• Jimmy “The Joke Killer” Carr
• Lee Evans
• Anyone who’s written for Not Going Out.
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Posted by anonymous
Old joke, new joke
March 2nd, 2009Old joke:
What’s got a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit.
New joke:
What’s got a Hazel Blears in every bite? Bull shit.
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