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April 28th, 2009

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man an elephant and he’ll be all like LOL WTF dude give me a fish.

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disappointment n 1. the act of disappointing or the state of being disappointed. 2. a person, thing, or state of affairs that disappoints.
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- This is the most ludicrous piece of shit I have ever seen! #diehard40 5 hours ago
- Fucksake, this film is like having 14 tons of horse shit forced into my eyeballs. #diehard40 6 hours ago
- It's the origination of the John McClane character, who is the only reason 'Die Hard 4.0' is worth watching. 6 hours ago
- I would recommed seeking out 'Nothing Lasts Forever' by Roderick Thorp, the novel upon which 'Die Hard' was based. 6 hours ago
- Die Hard 4.0's dismality is compounded by the fact that there's a good idea in there, left to die by Len Wiseman and whatever cunt wrote it. 7 hours ago
- Hooray, a massively engineered finale. #xfactor 7 hours ago
- The Black Eyed Peas are just astoundingly shit. #xfactor 8 hours ago
- I don't really call them The Cack Arsed Piss. #xfactor 8 hours ago
- I literally hate The Black Eyed Peas. Or, as I call them, The Cack Arsed Piss. #xfactor 8 hours ago
- I'd forgotten it was Remembrance Day. 11 hours ago

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