Because I have the emotional maturity of a 12 year old, I received as a Christmas present this year a Galaxy Collection seven item selection box. However, my unbridled joy was short-lived as, when I opened the box, I discovered it to be deficient. Devastated, I wrote this brief message to Mars via their web site (name and age changed to protect myself from possible violent retribution from the Mars Corporation):
Hi there,
As a Christmas present this year I received a seven item ‘Galaxy Collection’ selection box and have just got around to opening it. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it contains only six items because, gasp, the Ripple is missing! I realise this is unspeakably trivial, but I’m disappointed to be lacking one of my favourite bits of chocolate. Perhaps the factory ran out of Ripples that day, or the Ripple fairy was on a cigarette break when my box was constructed? Anyway, thought you might like to know so you can berate the Ripple fairy accordingly. Of course, if you wanted to e-mail me a free Ripple, that would be lovely.
Yours pleasantly,
Tempura Frogskittle (age 49 3/4)
I look forward to the company’s reply.
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