The Adult Porn Stiffy Tits Channel’s Christmas Day movie

St. Knickerless In Bangkok (1979) Sylvia Kristel stars as Santa Claus, transformed by an ancient curse into an insatiable nymphomaniac in this erotic children’s comedy classic.
Director: Art Smutjugs

Cast

Santa Claus/St. Knickerless………..Sylvia Kristel
Francois Allhands…………………Cagney Bonks
Mimsy Flangepants…………………Pert Goblets
Chanto Wazzockian…………………Alf Le Grope
Perverted Elf…………………….Ricky Gervais
Flimsy Rinser…………………….Madge Clams

Quotes

Perverted Elf: “Nice beard.”

Mimsy Flangepants: “I’ve never seen a sled pulled like that before.”

Francois Allhands: “Mademoiselle, please allow me to personally deliver this toy to the Basque region.”

Chanto Wazzockian (chanting): “You’ve spent too long as Father Christmas, it’s about time you experienced critical jizz mass.”