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		<title>British film industry news</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 15:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following Prime Minister David Cameron&#8217;s comments on Wednesday that the &#8220;UK should fund more mainstream films&#8221;, some of Britain&#8217;s top filmmakers have been scrambling to adapt their forthcoming projects to match the industry&#8217;s new direction. Here&#8217;s a round-up of who&#8217;s on board: Director Ken Loach has announced that the script for his new project Dark [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1056&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Boat That Rocked until you were sick into your own hands</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 19:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Adult Porn Stiffy Tits Channel&#8217;s Christmas Day movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[St. Knickerless In Bangkok (1979) Sylvia Kristel stars as Santa Claus, transformed by an ancient curse into an insatiable nymphomaniac in this erotic children&#8217;s comedy classic. Director: Art Smutjugs Cast Santa Claus/St. Knickerless&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..Sylvia Kristel Francois Allhands&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Cagney Bonks Mimsy Flangepants&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Pert Goblets Chanto Wazzockian&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;Alf Le Grope Perverted Elf&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Ricky Gervais Flimsy Rinser&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Madge Clams Quotes Perverted Elf: &#8220;Nice beard.&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1046&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t miss the romantic comedy that will make you wish you could puke your own bowels out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:11:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel the film 27 Dresses is such a cleverly written, under appreciated gem that I have written a new tag line for it in the hope of bringing it to a wider audience: &#8220;SHE was a pathetic drippy spineless wedding-obsessed gawping shiny gob on a stick; HE was a smug, deceitful, shit-eating sociopathic doucheturd; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1041&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Frontrunners emerge for ITV Daybreak jobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 13:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With Adrian Chiles now free to spend more time sitting in a warm glass box watching 22 men in shorts gambol in a field and Christine Bleakley free to resume her old career as a cage fighter, Daybreak is in need of two new, fresh, vibrant presenters to jar early morning TV viewers out of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1035&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Procedurals, episode 2: Murder!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 14:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leamington Spa poured a cup of coffee from the machine in the break room of the office of Stroud Homicide Squad, sipped it and grimaced, as her partner Sutton Coldfield entered the room. &#8220;Good coffee?&#8221; he asked, seeing the look on her face. &#8220;It tastes like the inside of a horse,&#8221; Leamington replied. &#8220;Better than [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1032&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Procedurals, episode 1: Murder!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 11:42:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Leamington Spa looked around the authentically decorated open plan office of Stroud Homicide Squad. &#8220;My partner is busy having sexual intercourse with our immediate superior – who wants to engage in some banter before this week&#8217;s murder?&#8221; She called out. Hickey and Dickey, the secondary detectives with whom Leamington Spa and her partner Sutton Coldfield [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1030&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Second trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 11:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three of the world&#8217;s leading goat experts (Tom Cruise, Jake Gyllenhaal and Megan Fox) are miniaturised and injected into a goat only to find that it is full of an infinite number of smaller goats each full of an infinite number of smaller goats, in the groundbreaking new sci-fi blockbuster Goatspace, coming in eye-popping 3D [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1028&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Trailer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the people who brought you Lesbian Chopper Donkeys, Blind Gynaecologists, Ministry Of Boobs and Turd School comes the hilarious gross-out feel-good film of the year. Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Seth Rogen star as five seven foot tall hard-drinking foul-mouthed gay ambulance drivers who must pose as nine teetotal heterosexual [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1020&amp;post=1024&amp;subd=deskbound&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Are you paying too much for your home insurance?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2011 23:41:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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