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		<title>Bloody rocket scientist hooligan bastards</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NASA smashes a rocket into the Moon and it&#8217;s a groundbreaking scientific experiment, but when I asked them if I could crash a Mini Metro into Mars they were all &#8220;Oh no, that would be a serious waste of our time&#8221;. If they turn around in six months and say they&#8217;re going to fly a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&blog=1020&post=889&subd=deskbound&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>That David Cameron speech in full</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m not a toff, I&#8217;m the people&#8217;s pipsqueak, I&#8217;m blah blah waffles rah rah we&#8217;re going to smash the oiks. Chips. Look at my hair, my lovely lovely hair and my clammy pink skin. Bicycle. A Waitrose in every home. I call a brunch a brunch. Sun dried tomatoes. Tax. Education. Remember the hair. Oust. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&blog=1020&post=886&subd=deskbound&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Helpful tip</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember, if you&#8217;ve missed Wednesday you can relive it for free with our on-demand catch-up service WedsOD.
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		<title>Hazel Blears and the No Claims Bonus of Despair</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Hazel Blears]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;For me the words &#8217;slash&#8217; and &#8216;rubber&#8217; have entirely different meanings,&#8221; I explained to the cop as he surveyed the destroyed tyres of my Citroen Xsara Picasso. &#8220;Know what I mean?&#8221;
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		<title>Modern sayings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[elephant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fish]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Give a man a fish and he&#8217;ll eat for a day. Give a man an elephant and he&#8217;ll be all like LOL WTF dude give me a fish.
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		<title>God: &#8220;Peace out, chimps&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 09:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr Rowan Williams, the mad-faced Archbishop of Canterbury, is great. Not only have his recent blatherings prompted the fnarrtastic BBC News headline God &#8216;will not give happy ending&#8217;, but his remarks could easily be interpreted by the sane as an admission that, if you&#8217;re religious, you might as well stop wasting your time because it&#8217;s [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=deskbound.wordpress.com&blog=1020&post=863&subd=deskbound&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Government Advisory</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following have been declared enemies of funny by the Ministry of I&#8217;m Right and You&#8217;re Wrong:
• Ricky Gervais
• Jonathan Ross
• Those two off Gavin and Stacey
• Russell Brand
• David Walliams
• Jimmy &#8220;The Joke Killer&#8221; Carr
• Lee Evans
• Anyone who&#8217;s written for Not Going Out.
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		<title>Old joke, new joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Old joke:
What&#8217;s got a hazelnut in every bite? Squirrel shit.
New joke:
What&#8217;s got a Hazel Blears in every bite? Bull shit.
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		<title>Twitter twat</title>
		<link>http://deskbound.wordpress.com/2009/02/03/twitter-twat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[poncy internet crap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can read more of this pointless shite by following along on Twitter @ncguk. If you don&#8217;t know what any of that means, count yourself fucking lucky and go outside instead.
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		<title>Prince Charles&#8217;s friend speaks out</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
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&#8220;Personally, I don&#8217;t see what all the fuss is about.&#8221;
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