Barack Obama has a dream

“…And I hope that, one day, all Americans will be ranked in order of height.”

Poll: Obama needs to be gayer, more disabled to be elected

In a shock poll by CNN today, results indicated that Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama may be losing ground in the primaries because he is too heterosexual and able-bodied.

“Photographs of Mr Obama kissing his wife and walking are ruining his image with key Democratic voters eager to eliminate in one stroke the guilt they feel over voting for George W. Bush 4 years ago,” said political pollster Tony Asscocks. “It’s bad enough that he’s not a woman, but thankfully neither is Hillary.”

Obama tries to appease the white guy demographic