Bran Night on BBC4

7.30pm A Brief History Of Bran
Dr Brian Plipspong-Flake, chief historian (bran) at the Bran Museum in Branson, Missouri, gives a whirlwind history of bran in 25 minutes.

7.55pm My Bran
Comedy actress Dimples McGee relates a humorous tale about bran.

8.00pm Brands
Penahong Clackhampton reveals the surprising history of bran in this 12 part sit-com from the makers of ‘The Brown Planet’. In this episode, 6 friends who live in New York defecate regularly, illustrating the digestive benefits of bran, with hilarious consequences.

8.30pm FILM: They Came To Go (2006)
Action-packed crime thriller from the director of Bran, Lies And Toilet Paper. Eleven constipated career criminals plan a daring heist to steal 10 million tons of bran from the world’s largest bran warehouse in Las Vegas and sell it on the brown market. Starring Bran Pitt, George Branney, Bran Damon, Bran Branflake, Catherine Zeta-Bowelmovement, Brandy Garcia, and Angelina Jolie. Score by Damon Allbran, featuring songs by Branfred Bran and Motherhood Of Bran.

10.55pm My Bran
Bishop Dresden Sexhammer explains the importance of bran in his daily life.

10.30pm Surviving Bran
Tales of bran addiction from members of Branoholics Branonymous.

Tonight on BBC4

8.00pm FILM: We Came To Die
Light-hearted comedy from South Korea. Haneul and Areum are two girls living an unimaginably bleak life as government toenail clippers who decide to break free of the shackles of employment and ride a tandem over the Sobaek mountain range. Along the way they meet a range of quirky and murderous characters and are drugged, raped and beaten to death by pirate nuns just inches from completing their life-affirming goal.
Director: Kim Gu (Happy Flower Of Death). Subtitled.

11.00pm The History Of History
Noted historical historian Dr Harold Cunnilingus delves into the history of history in this historical examination of history. In this episode, Dr Cunnilingus asks the question, “Is history really written by the victors?” and finds that the victors were often too busy victoring to history, and the losers too depressed, and so butterflies took it upon themselves to dictate large chunks of human endeavour into a giant tape recorder that top history historians now believe is buried in the very heart of Mount Everest.
Director: Napoleon Bonaparte.

It’s BBC4 night on BBC2

To accommodate this change, BBC2 will be on BBC3, BBC3 will be on BBC1, and BBC1 will be on BBC News 24. BBC News 24 will be on BBC Parliament, BBC Parliament will be on BBC Radio 4, and BBC Radio 4 will be on BBC Radio 3. BBC Radio 3 will be on BBC Radio 2 and BBC Radio 2 will be on BBC Radio 1. BBC Radio 1 will be on BBC World Service and BBC World Service will be on BBC Five Live Sports Extra. BBC Five Live Sports Extra will be on BBC 1XTra and BBC 1Xtra will be on BBC 6 Music. No-one listens to BBC 6 Music.