Bush puts his foot in it again

“The problem as I see it right now isn’t Iraq or Afghanistan, it’s that goddam Rumsfeld. He’s what, about 105 years old? No-one likes him, he smells of piss, and I heard he fucks chickens. And what’s with those glasses? Man, what an asshole. Shit, he’s right behind me, isn’t he. What about that motherfucker who always wears a pink tie. What’s the deal with that homo?”

Rumsfeld makes light of diplomatic faux pas

“I’m sorry, madam, I’ve pissed in your hat!”

Rumsfeld’s secret weekend retreat uncovered

“Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science, technology? Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea? Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive, study oceanography? Sign up for the big band or sit in the grandstand when your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease. In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand. In the Navy, can’t you see we need a hand. In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland. In the Navy, come on and join your fellow man. In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand. In the Navy. In the Navy.

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!”