Bodyguards fear for Bush’s safety

July 18th, 2008


“It’s alright guys, he’s a good Terminator now.”


Bush illustrates the two words most associated with his presidency

June 17th, 2008


“Balls up.”


Pope plays practical joke on Bush

June 15th, 2008


“Look, God!”


It’s the Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention bathing suit contest

June 13th, 2008


“Yes, I’d like to travel and nuke people.”


Trouble flares at Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention

June 11th, 2008


“Whoawoawoa dude, you can’t come in here without a suit.”


Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention continues in style

June 10th, 2008


“Dudes, those suits are sharp.”


Putin recalls first meeting with Bush

May 9th, 2008


“So I said to him, I said, Mr President, I don’t know what you’ve been drinking, but there’s no such thing as yellow vodka.”


Canada in bid to improve relations with U.S.

April 22nd, 2008


“Room 3841 after the conference. I’ll be the one in the cowboy hat and thong.”


Bush visit to Saudi Arabia gets out of hand

January 15th, 2008

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U.S. President George W. Bush (with sword) stands outside Al Murabba Palace in Riyadh before beheading an adulterous woman during his state visit to Saudi Arabia. President Bush had earlier amputated the hands of a murderer and will later flog a robber. REUTERS/Larry Downing (SAUDI ARABIA)


Bush kick starts Middle East peace talks

November 29th, 2007

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“…And I’m sure you’ll all join me in commending President Abbas for his most excellent hit single, ‘Take A Chance On Me’.”