Bodyguards fear for Bush’s safety

“It’s alright guys, he’s a good Terminator now.”

Bush illustrates the two words most associated with his presidency

“Balls up.”

Pope plays practical joke on Bush

“Look, God!”

It’s the Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention bathing suit contest

“Yes, I’d like to travel and nuke people.”

Trouble flares at Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention

“Whoawoawoa dude, you can’t come in here without a suit.”

Suit Wearers’ Annual Convention continues in style

“Dudes, those suits are sharp.”

Putin recalls first meeting with Bush

“So I said to him, I said, Mr President, I don’t know what you’ve been drinking, but there’s no such thing as yellow vodka.”

Canada in bid to improve relations with U.S.

“Room 3841 after the conference. I’ll be the one in the cowboy hat and thong.”

Bush visit to Saudi Arabia gets out of hand

U.S. President George W. Bush (with sword) stands outside Al Murabba Palace in Riyadh before beheading an adulterous woman during his state visit to Saudi Arabia. President Bush had earlier amputated the hands of a murderer and will later flog a robber. REUTERS/Larry Downing (SAUDI ARABIA)

Bush kick starts Middle East peace talks

“…And I’m sure you’ll all join me in commending President Abbas for his most excellent hit single, ‘Take A Chance On Me’.”