A tribute to our beloved prime minister

Gordon Brown was wanking a clown
In the middle of Hampstead Heath;
Though he feared he would drown,
Gordon went down,
And finished him off with his teeth.

Gordon Brown, lying bitch

No, Gordon, your by-election win isn’t a vote of confidence and it doesn’t make you popular, it just means your party’s candidate was probably less of a slimy corrupt lying hypocritical scumbag than the others. You’re still a gormless blundering toad and no-one likes you.

It’s Robocrap!

Reuters reports that sinister forces may have replaced UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown with a sophisticated robot.

Ruth Kelly goes out on a joke

“What breakfast cereal does the Chancellor of the Exchequer eat? Credit Crunch!”

Gordon Brown has a message for you

“You’re sacked.”

Message to Frank Spencer

Admitting to making “mistakes” over abolishing the 10p tax rate and saying that you’re “listening” and “learning” as prime minister makes you sound like you don’t know that screwing pensioners and the poor is generally frowned upon. As chancellor, you had 10 years of watching Tony fuck the country to death; you could have used that time to learn how not to be a giant hated lying cock instead of wading in and buggering the corpse to oblivion.

You Are Sleeping‘s top tip: don’t be cunty.

Gordon Brown, prime minister of love!

“So I said to her, I said, ‘Baby, once you go Brown, you never go back’.”

Gordon Brown makes new pledge during Iraq visit

“I pledge to walk past a helicopter.”

Gordon Brown pledges to make more pledges

“I pledge to step off this aeroplane.”