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Ben Affleck promotes his latest film

“Hi, I’m movie star Ben Affleck. You may remember me from such films as “Ben Affleck Saves The World”, “Ben Affleck Gets The Girl”, and “Ben Affleck Has Whooshy Hair”. You may also remember me from my highly publicised relationship with J to the L to the O, or Jello as I like to call her. Many of you may be interested to know that I’m now married to Jennifer Garner and that I have a large penis. I hope all you lovely ladies will come and see my new movie, “Ben Affleck Wants An Oscar”, which I directed but don’t star in. But I directed it.”

Straw fails in bid to impress Rice

“It’s bigger than a baby’s arm, baby.”