Tagged with Microsoft Word

On returning to work after a week’s holiday

The realisation that whenever you go on holiday, the arseholes you left behind will still be there when you get back, giving you the same shit they gave before you left, talking the same bollocks about nothing and asking you to do the same pointless work, is powerfully depressing. There are things that, during your lifetime, you should see — a computer screen displaying Word documents is not one of them.

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Microsoft Word: one of a kind

I mean, what other application would have the audacity to taunt a user, upon deleting a section break at the end of a document, by spontaneously inserting another section break in the middle of the document for no reason and then, upon deleting that new section break, changing the page borders of the whole document, entirely by itself, thereby destroying all the formatting?

Whoever is responsible for this infuriating word processing turd of a programme needs to be tied up with razor wire and pulled backwards through a broken glass and rhinoceros shop until he or she understands the physical pain their wilfully contrary creation causes. Motherfucker.

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Ten things every Microsoft Word user should know

1. It’s shit
2. It’s shit
3. It’s shit
4. It’s shit
5. It’s shit
6. It’s shit
7. It’s shit
8. It’s shit
9. It’s shit
10. It’s shit

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