8pm Geoff Hoon’s Poon Balloon
The Member of Parliament for Ashfield and Government Chief Whip flies a hot air balloon above the streets of an English city and points out the women he’d consider sleeping with. This week: Coventry.
Producer: Les Pervs
9pm NASA: Project Cock
Documentary detailing NASAs attempted construction during the 1970s of a $150 million 250ft tall fully articulated robot cock to fight off space vaginas, featuring interviews with space agency officials and world renowned astrogenitalians who worked on the project.
Producer: Dick Galactiwang
10pm Rectum Inspectors
Jon Sodcocks and his team of archaeoproctologists trace the role of the large intestine in human history, using sophisticated computer graphics and detailed recreations from the viewpoint of famous historical anuses.
Producer: Ted Fartland
