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Pop Facts: Britney Spears

Troubled Britney is back in the studio recording her new album ‘Cuckoo Woop Woop Boing’, but in her spare time Britney likes to create fake nude pictures of herself and post them on the internet, as she is never allowed to be naked in real life.

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Pop Facts: Kanye West

Taking his name from a railway station near Bristol in England, Kanye West’s white striped sunglasses became his trademark after he was shat on by a seagull through a venetian blind in 2002. Close friends say they smell terrible.

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Pop Facts: Kate Nash

Kate, 37, used to drive trains on the London Underground and developed her vocal style by talking to passengers over the tannoy and listening to Lily Allen records. Her new single, due for release next week, laments a pizza she once had.

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Pop Facts: Snow Patrol

Snow Patrol are three gas fitters from Belgium, who formed the band when they were 3 years old. Their hit single, ‘Chasing Cars’ was based on lead singer François Clackerbanger’s experiences when high on bleach fumes.

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Pop Facts: Amy Winehouse

Ironically, Amy Winehouse is allergic to both wine and houses, meaning she has to drink cider and live on a park bench. And stay up until 3 o’clock in the morning twatting people.

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