“At least he isn’t having a shit.”
No matter how mature you think you are, or how immature you think it is; or how advanced you think the human race has become, there’s no escaping one simple fact: people having a poo is funny. From the straining, flexing and grunting to your surprise at the startling cacophony of parping and squeaking sounds the human anus can make, to the relief at achieving a clean break with minimal wiping, there’s no way having a poo is ever going to be dignified no matter if you’re the man on the street (please don’t have a poo on the street) or the Pope. So the best you can do is snigger when you hear the tell-tale sploosh of a well fought poo slamming into the world’s smallest ocean. God bless the human body and all its horrors.
1. It’s shit
2. It’s shit
3. It’s shit
4. It’s shit
5. It’s shit
6. It’s shit
7. It’s shit
8. It’s shit
9. It’s shit
10. It’s shit
