Message to Frank Spencer

Admitting to making “mistakes” over abolishing the 10p tax rate and saying that you’re “listening” and “learning” as prime minister makes you sound like you don’t know that screwing pensioners and the poor is generally frowned upon. As chancellor, you had 10 years of watching Tony fuck the country to death; you could have used that time to learn how not to be a giant hated lying cock instead of wading in and buggering the corpse to oblivion.

You Are Sleeping‘s top tip: don’t be cunty.

Blast from the past

Still a massive jug-eared quim then, Tony? Good.

A poem celebrating 9 years of Labour rule

Tony Blair, Tony Blair,
Nice hair, nice hair,
Doesn’t care, doesn’t care,
Tony Blair, Tony Blair.

Bush commends Blair’s ability

“I’m telling you fellas: since this guy came to power my ass has never been cleaner.”

A vote for Labour is a vote for smiles, kittens, and pretty flowers

Also for lechery, incompetence, corruption and lying; but never mind because old Tony; his gormless, gullible, money-grabbing bint of a wife, and the Labour Party are making Britain better. Largely by paving over it, selling it off, sending it to war, ignoring it, forgetting about it, or fucking it.